Oct. 30th, 2010

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a message for you and those you love for this unholy weekend....

Yes, it's Halloween time again; a time when little kids dress up as Scooby Doo, fairie princesses, Chewbacca, and unfortunately, clowns. As these smiling children go out to receive candies distributed by friendly neighbors, and a good time is had by all, so few seem to notice as the gates of hell open wide and all those malevolent demons spew out.

Just to get some free candy, these kids place us all in peril through this annual glorification of the Devil and his minions. Just as Santa knows when you are sleeping, Lucifer can smell a Barney costume from the 9th level of damnation, and each Halloween is like a birthday party. His derisive laughter echoes across the heartland as rubber bats, decaying pumpkins, and goofy green plastic Frankenstein heads reconfirm the glory of his reign as the Sultan of Sin.

Skipping along, do these "children of the night" not realize that their Buzz Lightyear and SpiderMan costumes praise the evil one? Each Halloween, human sacrifices go up over 9000% in this country alone!

As witches dance, 13 by 13, to the musical stylings of Venom and King Diamond, The Goat Of Mendes bursts forth from the gaping mouth of Hell and screams "Yo, thanks for the shout out, kiddies! Y'all all my trick-o-treaters!!"

This will happen in YOUR town, and it's Saturday nite! Will you be part of the problem, or part of the solution?

Decent, rational, God fearing folks should not have 3-headed dogs tearing them a new one! In the name of all that is holy, we must cancel Halloween before pirates and ladybugs unleash Armageddon!!


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