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A Happy Halloween to everyone...and a Happy New Year to those who recognize such...

As usual no poll since I cant come up with one that doesnt have the choice of "Lesbian Vampires with Lots of Bongos" which would pretty much skew the poll so decided not to bother with it...

So as I do every year, I leave you with an old Halloween song from someone who's a bit of an iconic figure for many here in LJ Land and now Facebook Land too...video is quite safe for work, but up to you from a mental health standpoint...

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a message for you and those you love for this unholy weekend....


Yes, it's Halloween time again; a time when little kids dress up as Scooby Doo, fairie princesses, Chewbacca, and unfortunately, clowns. As these smiling children go out to receive candies distributed by friendly neighbors, and a good time is had by all, so few seem to notice as the gates of hell open wide and all those malevolent demons spew out.

Just to get some free candy, these kids place us all in peril through this annual glorification of the Devil and his minions. Just as Santa knows when you are sleeping, Lucifer can smell a Barney costume from the 9th level of damnation, and each Halloween is like a birthday party. His derisive laughter echoes across the heartland as rubber bats, decaying pumpkins, and goofy green plastic Frankenstein heads reconfirm the glory of his reign as the Sultan of Sin.

Skipping along, do these "children of the night" not realize that their Buzz Lightyear and SpiderMan costumes praise the evil one? Each Halloween, human sacrifices go up over 9000% in this country alone!

As witches dance, 13 by 13, to the musical stylings of Venom and King Diamond, The Goat Of Mendes bursts forth from the gaping mouth of Hell and screams "Yo, thanks for the shout out, kiddies! Y'all all my trick-o-treaters!!"

This will happen in YOUR town, and it's Saturday nite! Will you be part of the problem, or part of the solution?

Decent, rational, God fearing folks should not have 3-headed dogs tearing them a new one! In the name of all that is holy, we must cancel Halloween before pirates and ladybugs unleash Armageddon!!
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Once more...some safety tips for Halloween to help keep you from falling victim to disaster...

1.- When it appears that you have killed a monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.

2.- Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

3.- Do not search any basements, especially if the power has gone out.

4.- If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice.

5.- When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go alone.

6.- As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.

7.- Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well.

8.- If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and find out that it's just the cat, GET THE HELL OUT!

9.- If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short circuits; just get out.

10.- Do not take ANYTHING from the dead.

11.- If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look around.

12.- Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you're doing.

13.- If you're running from a monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that,despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.

14.- If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness,and so on, kill them immediately.

15.- Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble if you recognize this one), anywhere in Texas where chainsaws are sold, the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.

16.- If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help. If you think that it is strange you ran out of gas because you thought you had most of a tank, shoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway, and most likely be eaten.

17.- Beware of strangers bearing strange tools. For example: chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any devices made from deceased companions.

18. - If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is the time to move in with the in-laws. This also applies to houses that had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices in your house.



You can parboil it all down to this(thanks [livejournal.com profile] blackiestark and and the folks in the Occult Nexus of Louisiana for this):

Don't touch it. Don't take it home. Don't call its name. Don't make fun of it. Don't pick it up. Don't poke it with a stick. Don't create it in a lab. Don't tease it. Don't investigate it. Don't assume it's not evil. Don't read it out loud. Don't invoke it. Don't summon it. Don't give it to someone as a gift. Don't dig it up. DON'T FUCK WITH IT!


Have a Happy Halloween!!
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"Dont be surprised by the maggots"

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much longer and people will have to play Farmville the old fashioned way...

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Adam West turns the big 8-0 today




David McCallum turns 77 today
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First typed the line "And So It Begins" and I began this LJ...

10 years....and a life that's turned out much much different from what I envisioned it would be back then...much has changed in these 10 years....and much of it thanks to this crazy thing that I only was going to use to reply back to others...

And the woman most responsible for me creating this LJ would pass away less than a couple of years later...

Havent used this all this much in recent months, though I still run a little community that I thought would attract maybe a few friends; never dreamed it would get past 4000 people and counting...

Think I'll be sharing a few highlights from this nutty place over the past 10 years in upcoming days...need to do a bit more in here...

oh yeah, Zorak was my first ever lj icon those 10 years ago...havent used this version in several years...

more to come....
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still here..still about
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All the BDay wishes on here and FB are greatly appreciated, though I dont much fuss bout BDays anymore...

Means a lot having you guys about....you guys make life a lot easier to handle...


As I do every year, showing the other notables I share a BDay with...

Vint Cerf, without whom we prob wouldnt be here on LJ, is 67 today...
Clarence Thomas turns 62 today...
Glenn Danzig...55 today...
Joss Whedon...46 today...
Alan Turing born on this date 1912
Albert Kinsey born on this date 1894
Johannes Gutenberg born on this date 1400

Also on this day in 1868, Christopher Latham Sholes received a patent for an invention he called a "Type-Writer."

Thanks again everyone!
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Looks like a return to the days of the Korean War as Beetle and his mom worry about not getting any snail mail from each other. Guess Daddy Mort did the strip himself this week instead of his Pastisphile kids since in this strip there apparently isnt any Skype, text messaging, Email, cell phones, or even rotary phones...

Looks like Beetle hasnt told Mom about his very hot galpal Miss Buxley since she mentions his prev girlfriend Buzz(who looks much better here than her last appearance when she looked like a female Harpo Marx) as still being his present gf even if she's attending church with Bitter Bill who doesnt look so bitter when he's receiving The Good News(and the church obviously has a casual service since Buzz doesnt even bother to remove her hat)

If I were Beetle, I wouldnt be real thrilled about having my car sold behind my back without at least being consulted on selling it nor happy that my old stuff was cleaned out and my old room wallpapered with flowers(Ma Bailey seems to be taking cues from Elly Patterson)
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The 2010 Adult Video News Awards Winners List...needless to say NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Quite sad they no longer give awards for the screenplays(yes folks they did up till a few years ago)
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CURLGAR!

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Juniority!

Thanks to Dr. Gregory House for the word this week.

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A Happy Sunday to all having a special day today!
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PLUNGER PENIS!

Thanks to Roger Smith for the phrase this week.

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BRING THE WOOD!

Thanks to Sean Payton for the phrase this week.

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"You really dont want to see the power of Uranus"

Thanks to Blue Beetle for the phrase this week.

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"The Yangtze River swallows all secrets"

Thanks to Montgomery Burns for the phrase this week.

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MUTTLEYENIUM!!

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